
Now that they’re all available on Netflix, I invite you to take the time you have this holiday week and look up as many of these gems as you have time for (obviously, using the ranking as a tool for determining what to take your time on). I also invite you to share your opinions on this ranking, but know if you disagree with me you are wrong.
(btw- I realize this is something I should have thought about writing before Tuesday night, but we all know I’m nothing if not spontaneous a terrible planner)
#10: Season 2, Ep. 8: The One With The List
This is far and away the worst of the Thanksgiving episodes. For one, it’s hardly about Thanksgiving, and the Mockolate story line is just awful. This is also right in what I would argue to be the 2nd most difficult series of episodes to watch in the Ross & Rachel saga. When that list prints out… just painful. (Though I have always argued if you’re Rachel and you feel about Ross the way she does this isn’t your reaction to the list.)
#9: Season 1, Ep 9: The One Where Underdog Gets Away
For a first season in which no real tradition had been established, this isn’t too bad. It has everything you want in a holiday festivity: Parade, ski trip, V.D., and grilled cheese sandwiches. It’s not bad for season 1, but it doesn’t do much else which is why it’s so low on the list.
#8: Season 3, Ep 9: The One with the Football
At least we’re back to Thanksgiving in Monica’s apartment here after the season 2 departure, but this is a fairly weak episode as well. I always felt the Monica/Ross rivalry storylines to feel a bit forced, and that Gellar Cup is just plain ridic. I am amused by the Dutch girl story line… but not much else.
#7: Season 10, Ep 8: The One with the Late Thanksgiving
This one always disappointed me. I don’t know if it’s because it was the last season and I was expecting great things, but I just really wanted more. I’ve read some articles that put the “floating head” gag at the top of some lists, but I always felt like it just tried too hard. Too bad they couldn’t go out on a high note. #6: Season 7, Ep 8: The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs
While I appreciate any episode that had Tag in it (how could you not?!) I’ve never LOVED this episode. I remember watching it when it was new and thinking they could have done better. I do remember discussing and enjoying the state-game at time of airing, but beyond that…. I’m just not so sure. I think it’s the dog story line that bothers me the most – it just didn’t make sense. This episode does still have some high points and classic quotes (“It’s a moo point.”)
#5: Season 9, Ep 8: The One with Rachel’s Other Sister
This one doesn’t do anything that overwhelms me – but it’s still a pretty good ep. I love Christina Applegate as the ridiculous sister (I actually prefer her to Reese Witherspoon’s Jill), and I love her interaction with the group. They do this guest-star on Thanksgiving well again here. I also am one to enjoy any Monica-is-totally-OCD storyline, and this one about the China cracks me up. And the twist that Chandler is the most responsible? Perfect.
#4: Season 8, Ep 9: The One with the Rumor

This is a great episode and Brad Pitt is so good in it, but I’m not going to lie, it’s hard for me to watch. I love any of the episodes where old rumors and secrets come out, and they do it so well - “you were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!” I remember being skeptical when this was airing, I wasn’t sure Brad could pull off the sitcom world, but he fit right in, and it was perfect how they made everyone be so into him. “Take off your shirt and tell us!” All this together tho, it still isn’t at the top, mostly because of my intense heartbreak that followed…. It could be argued that this should be higher on the list, but it’s my list, and I’ll do what I want.
#3: Season 4, Ep 8: The One with Chandler in a Box
This is the first of the Thanksgiving episodes in the series to really have both heart and LOLs. The box is a classic and the Kathy/Joey/Chandler story line is legit heartbreaking. And Michael Vartan as Richard’s son before I knew I loved Vaughn?? I cannot get enough of that. I might turn FRIENDS off right now and just turn on Alias. “Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, live in a box!” (and I’m back to being committed to FRIENDS)
#2: Season 5, Ep 8: The One with the Thanksgiving FlashbacksI believe that this is may be the first time we get to meet fat Monica & sweet 80s Ross, Chandler, & Rachel. This episode was done so well – both in hilarious back stories that actually served the plot and just plain silliness. The turkey-on-the-head gag never fails to disappoint. Favorite Lines? “There’s a toe in my kitchen,” “It says the knife went right through your shoe…. Of course it did! They’re made of wicker!” And of course – the I love you….
#1: Season 6, Ep 9: The One where Ross Got High
It’s no surprise to anyone who knows me that I give this one top ranking. It’s not just my favorite Thanksgiving ep, but probably in my top 10 overall. If you’re not a fan of the show you may not feel the same way, but this one slays me every time. I can watch it over and over. The whole thing is great from the trifle to Janine, but nothing beats the climax where everyone is yelling and poor Judy has to respond “That’s a lot of information to get in 30 seconds.” I quote FRIENDS on a nearly daily basis, and this is one of the most quotable by far. I LOVE IT.
















